joi, 30 aprilie 2009

Politicianul...roman...

Descoperi lucruri noi in fiecare zi. Uneori iti gasesti vro' sora prin Thailanda, alteori afli ca ai castigat la Loto, alteori afli ca cei pe care i-ai votat vor baga sistemul de invatamant in greva.

Da da, de marti intram in greva. Si de ce? Pentru ca au promis marea cu sarea desi bani nu erau, si n-au avut de unde sa ii dea. Sa fiti sanatosi dragii mei.

Mi-a zis Stefan un banc si ieri si azi (acelasi banc) despre niste politicieni. Nu stau sa il redau. Mi-e lene. Am insa o povestioara care se potriveste in general in lumea politica, dar mai ales la Boc et company. V-o las aici.

Enjoy!

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easie st to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Sursa: link

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