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"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
---Ben Bergor

"Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it."
---Salvador Dali

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments."
---Jim Morrison

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
---Gilda Radner

"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"
---Unknown

"Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life."
---Loelia, Duchess of Westminster

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
---Mae West

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
---Oscar Wilde

"Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot."
---Dick Gregory

"The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact."
---Stephen Sondheim

"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy."
---Unknown

"Reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alcohol."
---Unknown